For some unknown reason, Kevin's brother decided to tell his mother that he saw a video of crows attacking a small dog to emphasize the point. (I KNOW, RIGHT?)
After I was finished complaining about how stupid that is to tell to a 75-year-old woman, I wondered whether or not that was even something a crow would do. "Aren't they scavengers?"
Kevin exclaimed "They WOULD! Crows are ASSH*LES!"
It made me laugh out loud. Now when I see a crow, all I can hear is Kevin.
(and they kinda are, it turns out. They're also very smart birds.)
Oh, and new puppy:
|My name is Bella and I weigh 5 lbs|