So, I have a bunch of unfinished drafts in my folder again. I'm just going to toss them here, all in one post.
Do you want to hear about
How I fell (again) on the outside stairs (again) and most likely broke my tailbone? AFTER reminding myself that the stairs were slick and I fell last time?
How when I asked my m-i-l if she wanted me to pick up pizza for her for Monday Night Football (#GoHawks) and she said no because my f-i-l is picking up chicken. BUT she'd like to have it for Tomorrow Night?
How I took Lucy for walkies TWICE in three days in my truck; leaving it in an unholy mess that took an hour to clean? And now it smells like the Stratosphere in Las Vegas?
How Kevin keeps getting spam calls and keeps worrying about it every.single.time EVEN THOUGH I've explained it to him ELEVENTY times that folks seeking legal action don't use automated- sounds like it was recorded on a phonograph - messages to your voicemail. Oh, and STOP ANSWERING THE DAMN CALLS. It shows your phone as an active phone and the cycle continues. Just STAHP, ftlog.
How my mother said "We're going to see how it goes" in response to them having ten people in her tiny house for Thanksgiving? To which I said "It could turn out that someone gets sick and dies alone in a hospital."
How a few months ago I got hilariously called out on social media by our tuner friend to a national television announcer, as a stalker?