20 February 2009

Crimes Against Humanity

The other day I mentioned playing with clothes at work and the endless entertainment it provides.

This week, we hit the mother lode of all donations. You won't even believe it if I tell you so here are the pictures. I can't believe someone actually purchased this stuff AND wore it.

Prepare yourself, send the children away, this is graphic:

I can't even describe the fabric. It's not satin, it's not vinyl but a strange mixture of both.

This one took forever to upload. Is it so bad that it made the internet sick?

This has a strange scaly feel to it. Obviously the previous owner lost the silver glove accessory that went with it.

And last but not least: from the David Bowie collection.

I apologize for any trauma this may have caused you. I felt it important to share the above so that these crimes may never be permitted to happen again.


Swistle said...

Holy CAMEL. (Cow not exotic enough for this situation.)

Not Your Aunt Bea said...

My retinas are forever charred with the photos of those clothes. Ugly is putting it nicely.

Bethany said...

Oh my GOSH! I don't even know what to say about those clothes but seriously? People wear those?!?!

knitbot said...

Taffeta. The word you're looking for is polyester taffeta. Quite possibly the most flammable donation we've ever received.