Dear...

Dear Dog,

Either go kill whatever you are barking at or hush. Oh, and please recognize your own truck pulling into the driveway. You are a dork.

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Dear Pantene,

Please stop changing your labels. Yours is the only product that works for me and it feels like you are abusing our relationship. kthanks.

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Dear Bicycle Riders,

I am sure you are very lovely people who are nice to old people, children, and small animals but I hate you with every fiber of my being.

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Dear Guys who drive big trucks,
Thank you for the admiring looks & smiles when I crawl down out of the big truck. Yes, I am adorable, all five foot three of me.

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Dear Passive Aggressive FB & Twitter People,
Stop posting cryptic messages. No one cares and it just earns you "Hide/Mute Updates" designations.

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Dear Swistle,
Triple loved today's post: Things to Resent God For.

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Dear Spring,
Thank you for finally making an appearance. Will you please hang out here awhile?

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Dear Cute Old Guy Buying Mother's Day Card,
Your wife is a very lucky lady & I hope she knows how sweet you are.