Dear Universe,
Can Washington State please get a break? For just a little while. It seems like everything horrifically bad is happening here.
Dear Co-Worker,
Get. Over. Yourself.
Dear KMart,
Your store is confusing. I don't shop there often and now I know why.
Dear Kevin,
I'm glad you're feeling better. It freaks me out when you're sick
Dear Kind-but-thoughtless Donors,
No one wants Nana's polyester. No one. Ever.
Dear Mother Nature,
I'm a fan of snow but snow on March 13th
while trees & flowers are budding is a little schizophrenic. And
windstorms? No thank you. Please check your meds.
Dear Me,
Don't watch scary television episodes while it's dark outside, you're alone in the house AND there is a windstorm.
Dear Adele,
Thank you for your voice. It's like listening to therapy.
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