03 July 2012

Marriage via Texting

The other day my bff C texted me that Katie & Tom were getting divorced. I replied "Shocking, said no one ever."

Kevin has always considered Katie gorgeous so I texted him:

Me: "Katie Holmes is Available."

Kevin: "Do you have her number?"

Me: "1-800-Good-Luck-With-That"

Kevin: "Bitch"

Me: "You expected otherwise?"

Kevin: "Not really."

..............and scene.

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