The other day my bff C texted me that Katie & Tom were getting divorced. I replied "Shocking, said no one ever."
Kevin has always considered Katie gorgeous so I texted him:
Me: "Katie Holmes is Available."
Kevin: "Do you have her number?"
Me: "1-800-Good-Luck-With-That"
Kevin: "Bitch"
Me: "You expected otherwise?"
Kevin: "Not really."
..............and scene.
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