We have some version of this conversation every night.
Me: "Would you like X or Y for dinner? "
Kevin: "I don't care."
Me: "C'mon. You have to have a preference. "
Kevin: "No, I don't. "
Me: "Gun to your head. What do you want? "
Kevin: "I don't ..."
Me: "GUN TO YOUR HEAD. What do you want? I'm trying to be nice. "
Kevin : "I'm trying to be nice to You. I don't CARE."
Me: "Fine. "
I had oatmeal for dinner. He had Tuna Helper. Now that's love.
2 comments:
My favorite part is where you interrupted him to repeat "GUN TO YOUR HEAD" more intensely. Ha ha ha ha!
I particularly love the juxtaposition of GUN TO YOUR HEAD and trying to be nice in the same sentence!!
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