Kevin walked in and said "What are you doing? OMG Clean up this mess!"
Two boxes of CD's from when Kevin's brother converted them to MP3's...Now WTF am I to do with them?
Three sports balls, a water gun, and a super bounce ball for the kids. Because these are easy to store.
Easter decorations EVERYWHERE.
Amazon boxes EVERYWHERE.
The beautiful table runner I brought home has a ghastly stain. Doggone it.
Pile of throw rugs that have been banished since the wheelchair days. Hmmmm.
If my mother-n-law buys any Christmas wrap or bows this year, it's going to be a very merry UnChristmas. (we store her Christmas stuff)
A lamp my aunt gave me from my mom's house because "You said you liked it and wanted it" WHEN I WAS SIX.
A failed bills filing system and leftover shredding because I overloaded the shredding.
Oh good, more picture frames.
Must not look in random photo album. Must. Not. Look.
Too late...there goes 10 minutes.
I have too many empty boxes. Christmas is in two months. What to do?
What the hell do I do with a VCR?
If I have to sort Christmas, Easter, Halloween decorations into the correct boxes, should I just leave the Christmas stuff out now?
Why do I have plastic leis? Why don't I remember how I got them?
You know those plastic bags with zippers that blankets come in? Yeah, I have tens of those, need one?
I have kept a binder from the school job for years. It was one of those "I'm sure I'll want something out of it one day" things. I made myself take fifteen minutes to flip through it. Out of a three-inch binder, I kept three pieces of paper. SHEESH.
Well, nearly three hours and all is right. Order has been restored.
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| (play balls in zippered bag, lamp safely-ish stowed, decorations banished to boxes, buzz lightyear boot nearly out of sight...I'm only 5'3" lol) |
2 comments:
So funny!
Nice article, thanks for the information.
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