Stress Relief

I'm having a total crap day. Things just aren't going my way today. So, I whiningly emailed my BFF "D" .

I told her that I just had to go kick a puppy and I'd feel better. (joking!)


She answered with: "Squirt a Kitten with water" and the game began:


Me: "Strangle a baby bird"

D: "gold fish in the rug.....flop flop {gasp}"

Me: "Pluck the ears of bunnies"

D: "Pull the wings off butterflies"

Me: "Snick a baby duck"

D: "Take a cane from an elderly person"

Me: "Steal a baby's pacifier"

D: "Cancel a teen texting"

Me: "Cancel Hannah Montana"

D: "Sing to deaf people."

Me: "Pop a tire on the wheelchair"

D: "Kink an oxygen hose"

Me: "Pee in the pool"

D: "Put the empty milk carton back in the fridge"

Me: "Break all the cookies in the cookie jar."

D: "Crunch up the chips in the bag...nothing but crumbs!"

Me: "Melt all the ice cream"

D: "Replace the sugar with salt"

Me: "Give out asparagus on Halloween"

D: "Give coal at Christmas and call it "X-mas"

Me: "Shave the Easter Bunny and make his fur into a hat, during a press conference."

D: "Call Oprah Fat"

Like I've mentioned previously, I believe email is just our generations way of passing notes in class and thank God for it. And the only reason we've stopped is because the work day is over....