Kevin came home from work the other day & mentioned that one of his crew said "Your wife doesn't look like a car girl."
At first, I was all joking. "What was missing? bar hair? missing teeth? spitting? cursing?"
Later I realized, OMG I am the Boss's Wife.
When did that happen? Who made that decision? I would like to talk to the management!
The day after my birthday I texted my lifelong BFF "We're officially in our forties now." There's no avoiding it.
Again, when did this happen?
Of course, the end of the year always brings reflection but those two instances felt like a bitch slap from the universe.
"I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys-r-Us kid..."